I @#%! On the First Date Shirt
This next design, reproduced with romantics in mind, took a circuitous route to the Found Item collection. Inspired by an internet meme du jour and a conspicuously placed top worn by Jeff Portnoy (that is, Jack Black) in the faux trailer for the Fatties: Fart 2 (itself attached to the faux war movie spoof Tropic Thunder), it's funny, sassy and guaranteed to turn heads.
In fact, nothing says I love you more - or faster - than this royal-blue-with-mustard-trim masterpiece of declarative intent. Wear it solo on the town (or with your sweetie/partner/mistress/ex), and you'll discover that the propositions come free and (sk)easy. The I @#%! On the First Date shirt is printed on royal blue ring spun cotton t-shirts.