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November 21, 2025

It's that special time of year...time to get yourself a bunch of presents! You could also get some for other people, too... but only if you want to. If you've got any Nerds, Jocks, Troublemakers, Party Animals or Geniuses on your holiday list this year, or just someone who needs a fun pair of slippers... read on for our top, most gift-able picks!

For Nerds:

Being a nerd is something to celebrate! We've gathered looks from historical 1980s nerds including Cameron Frye (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and Booger (Revenge of the Nerds).

Make it a gift basket: Add a pair of suspenders and some tape for their glasses

High on Stress long sleeve t-shirt with red sleeves and white body

Olive green t-shirt with gold Caduceus symbol

t-shirt with blue sleeves and gray body that says Greasy Tony's on the front

White t-shirt that says Who Farted? in red letters on the front

For Jocks:

Whether they love hitting the greens, hopping on a racing bike, or jogging around a track, give your favorite jock a gift that hearkens back to the cinematic sporting days of yore (the late 1900s).

Make it a gift basket: Add wristbands, a headband, short shorts, and some knee-high socks

White t-shirt with red neck band and arm band. The shirt Says Clifton in red letters across the chest and has a foot with a wing on it.

Red baseball hat with embroidered patch on the front that says "Bushwood"

Person wearing a light blue t-shirt with Latin text on a white background

For Troublemakers:

Troublemakers come in all shapes and sizes... from members of a fight club (shh, please don't talk about it), to small children hijacking small trains, to seniors terrorizing freshmen. Let the troublemaker in your life know that you care (and are frankly a little scared), with a tee that matches their particular brand of mischief.

Make it a gift basket: Let them know you're saving up some bail money

Tan t-shirt that says the words Bull Shit on the front in dark brown letters

Person wearing a white t-shirt with a graphic design and text. Text says "Sock It To Me" in orange and blue font.

White women's t-shirt with the word "Seniors" on the front in royal blue.

light brown t-shirt with a black pot leaf on the front

For Geniuses, Real or Wannabe:

If you've got a real genius in your life, or just somebody who thinks they are, gift them one of Chris Knight's legendary graphic tees from Real Genius. You may just inspire them to thwart an evil space laser! (Which is, of course, the true meaning of Christmas).

Make it a gift basket: Add some alien antenna, a pair of bunny slippers, and some popcorn.

white t-shirt with navy blue neck band and arm bands. shirt says "I Heart Toxic Waste" on the front in dark blue letters

yellow t-shirt with a red circle on the front and a black picture of a gorilla face. letters in the circle read "International Order for Gorillas"

light blue t-shirt with the words "Surf Nicaragua" on the front in dark blue letters, with a small picture of a surfer.

For Party Animals:

Do you have a friend for whom the party refuses to quit? Whether they're doing keg stands, attending a black tie affair, or simply dancing around an abandoned barn, show them you appreciate their bacchanalian spirit with a tee that can crank it to eleven.

Make it a gift basket: Add a bottle opener and some electrolyte water

Black t-shirt with the image of a tuxedo printed on the front

Person wearing a pink t-shirt with 'DANCE YOUR ASS OFF' text on a white background

Black t-shirt with a bright green ribcage and spinal column printed on it

For People Whose Feet Are Always Cold:

You know, this could be anyone. Even you! We think the whole world deserves to have cozy feet, and to gaze down upon them, and laugh. That's a gift that keeps on giving!

Make it a gift basket: Any one of the tees from our aforementioned list