Tony D'Annunzio

Bushwood Country Club Shirt and Golf Cap from Caddyshack

Danny Noonan a bit too square for your taste? Dress this year as his chief rival, Tony D'Annunzio, Bushwood's resident Italian Stallion.

To start, you'll want one of our exceedingly proper Bushwood CC Golf Caps. I'd never known such classiness until I adorned my head with this fine cap.

Next you'll need the other part of the official caddy uniform, the Bushwood CC Shirt. Don't forget to cut at the shoulders. Tony's guns are much too sexy for sleeves.

Now it's time to raid your Dad's wardrobe or hit Goodwill. You'll need black slacks, a thin brown belt, dark shoes or boots, and black golf gloves. For extra attitude, add a cigarette and mirrored aviator shades.

Then the final touch: a golf bag and clubs to bring the ensemble together. The local thrift shop is a great source of cheap golf clubs and bags; this collection cost set us back about $20. Because Tony is a hustler on the greens, he's not afraid to shoulder a bag on each arm. Twice the bags, twice the sweet, sweet cash.

Need some partners to round out your team on the Bushwood links this Halloween? Recruit buddies to play Danny Noonan and Ty Webb!