Loyal readers of It Goes to 11 know that we heart 1985’s Teen Wolf here at FIC. The implausible story, the inspired comedic performances, the side-splitting dialogue, the feel-good conclusion — this fine flick has it all in spades.

Michael J. Fox is certainly the star of the film, but in many ways Jerry Levine’s Stiles character (pictured below) steals the show with his self-assured preening, cocky chutzpah, entrepreneurial spirit, and rich, fantastically colored wardrobe. (Shameless reminder: we sell two of his attention-grabbing tees here and here.) For a more in-depth discussion of Stiles’ cultural significance, I urge you to read this informative, expertly deconstructed piece of film criticism that I stumbled across while researching this post.

In any case, I’ve compiled a list of Stiles’ best, most memorable lines. Enjoy!

10. “Are you gonna tell me you’re a fag?”

9. “Surf’s up…”

8. “That’s my middle name.”

7. “What’s it like coming out of the closet?”

6. “You looking to catch something?”

5. “What can I say — you’re beautiful.”

4. “I heard Mr. Johnson from shop class got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner.”

3. “Hey baby, nice hair cut. Be all you can be…how was Grenada?”

2. “So, what can a teen wolf do?”

1. “Can you do that anytime you want?”

Honorable mentions: “All sizes, no waiting!” and “How do you think he feels? He feels like a WINNER!”

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We love rabbits here at FIC. Aside from the fact that they’re soft, adorable and totally loveable, they also make for cozy slippers.

Gratuitous plug here: if you didn’t already know, we sell six varieties of bunny slippers on our sister site, Bunnyslippers.com. Among our most popular models is this pair which kinda bucks the traditional perception of rabbits as innocent and harmless creatures. Fans of English comedy will no doubt recognize them from the seminal film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

It seems that others have recognized the duality of rabbits as well. Over at Threadless, there’s a great new tee this week that riffs on the same source material. Printed with a special UV-sensitive ink, some elements of the design are visible only in the sun, which means your top changes appearance as you come and go — a neat magic trick indeed. No hat necessary…

See for yourself:

Outside (with blood)

Inside (no blood)

Superzoom:

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This clip doesn’t have a lot to do with our t-shirts, but it is funny (let’s just preface that by saying I’m easily amused).

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