Food Fight Du Jour
On those rare (or not so rare) occasions when you feel compelled to rain yummy marshmallows on your co-workers and family members, you’ll need a special weapon with special powers. To wit, behold the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. (Click on pics to link through…)
Currently available online at the Neiman Marcus webstore — how chic — for a mere $55 (marshmallows not included, BTW), this pump-action weapon of mass-consumption is capable of projecting sugary confections up to 40 feet in distance. This marshmallow magnum, constructed of durable, space-age carbon fiber (not really…), comes replete with a matching, molded briefcase to help you look the part of a professional hit man (or just a jaded food critic with a professional axe to grind).
However potent, I can’t imagine the Marshmallow gun would slow this behemoth down:
Video stimulation:
The shameless requisite plug:
For what it’s worth, the whole shebang rings eerily reminiscent of Nike’s limited edition fictional tee shirt canon, which we profiled in this space earlier in the year.
Tip of the hat to: Likecool.
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Rocket powered and nailed (firmly) to the ground: travis@founditemclothing.com
